Curse

Lasareth · Nov 17, 2005, 04:34 AM // 04:34

I was kind of interested in being an Ass / Pirate

Red Locust · Nov 17, 2005, 04:41 AM // 04:41

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Originally Posted by Lasareth

I was kind of interested in being an Ass / Pirate

haha, I'm pretty sure they would've come up with different abbreviations for those 2 classes

calamitykell · Nov 17, 2005, 04:41 AM // 04:41

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Originally Posted by knives

Lol, guess my next PvE character is going to be a Pirate Ass.

The pirate's fake

Ass/Pirate lfg

(not my joke.)

PieXags · Nov 17, 2005, 04:47 AM // 04:47

The abbreviation for assassin will probably be "sin" or "asn". Pirate would definately be just "ass", though.

AlphaSt0rm · Nov 17, 2005, 05:58 AM // 05:58

Very nice photoshopping though. Also got a good story to go with it =P

Roc Rai · Nov 17, 2005, 07:42 AM // 07:42

Saw a couple of spoofs people made at The Guild Hall, had to make one too...

NightOwl · Nov 17, 2005, 08:15 AM // 08:15

lmao Lasareth!

jules · Nov 17, 2005, 09:23 AM // 09:23

Whew I thought there was real for a few seconds. Some of you have way too much time on your hands.

The undead Mesmer · Nov 17, 2005, 09:27 AM // 09:27

It would be cool though living as a pirate ARRRRR but they are something like warriors lol so it wont work

Makkert · Nov 17, 2005, 09:40 AM // 09:40

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Originally Posted by Roc Rai

Saw a couple of spoofs people made at The Guild Hall, had to make one too...

I want to be a fat/ass

FrogDevourer · Nov 17, 2005, 10:41 AM // 10:41

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Originally Posted by calamitykell

Nice catch, and nice work whoever did it. ^_^

Check out Quartet's original post and the pirate thread on our SoF website. And if you want more fakes, there is also Empedocles' Lumberjack. I trust the next one will be an evil clown as every Servant of Fortuna knows that evil clowns > pirates > ninjas.

Savio · Nov 17, 2005, 11:02 AM // 11:02

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Originally Posted by FrogDevourer

I trust the next one will be an evil clown as every Servant of Fortuna knows that evil clowns > pirates > ninjas.

But you forget this is Guild Wars, the game of primary and secondary professions. How does the dreaded Ev/Ni fare against the legendary Ni/Pi? (Do the Ni/Pis get access to this?) What about Makkert's Fat/Ass? And where are the Robots?

Makkert · Nov 17, 2005, 12:25 PM // 12:25

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Originally Posted by Savio

But you forget this is Guild Wars, the game of primary and secondary professions. How does the dreaded Ev/Ni fare against the legendary Ni/Pi? (Do the Ni/Pis get access to this?) What about Makkert's Fat/Ass? And where are the Robots?

The Crippling Hook attack of the Ni/Pi is certainly to be Ph34r3d Savio. It is clear that in dark alleys of Lion's Arch, one does not want to run into Ni/Pi's. However, there is a problem here for the Ni/Pi: in lions the sun shines almost around the year, except halloween. So its natural habitat of dark alleys is very limited. This puts the Ev/Ni at an advantage, because it can operate in daylight and still not be recognised. However I will not go in to further details on the Ev class, because it's still top secret and only known to Omega Testers such as myself. I may reveal more on the Ev class in time, stay tuned if I can leak maybe something! As for the Fat/Ass, it is quite sturdy, it has a natural armor against blunt damage that can not be denied.

Old Dood · Nov 17, 2005, 12:41 PM // 12:41

I like the Peg-Leg attack...or the combo...add Third Leg Attack

Naprius · Nov 17, 2005, 12:44 PM // 12:44

how about the ranged attack with the shuriken that goes "Squawk!"

FrogDevourer · Nov 17, 2005, 01:30 PM // 13:30

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Originally Posted by Makkert

However I will not go in to further details on the Ev class, because it's still top secret and only known to Omega Testers such as myself.

That's so unfair. Stop teasing us with your broken combinations already and talk about the secret PvP laughting techniques of your evil clown.

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Originally Posted by Savio

Do the Ni/Pis get access to this?)

Oohhh! I want one of those.
/add Ninja Pirate Belt Buckle to WTB list

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Originally Posted by Savio

What about Makkert's Fat/Ass?

Unfortunately, I fear the fat-man profession won't make it to the final release. It really is a one trick pony, and his permanent running debuff makes it too easy to kill in GvG (just use slashing damage to bypass their natural protection against blunt weapons). The Fat/Ass just cannot compare with the l33t skillz of my future Evil clown / Pirate. Make them die out of AoE laughter + pirate curses. Note that my super elite clown skills will k/d my enemy every second so even running away doesn't stop my lethal damage. Bwahaha!

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Originally Posted by Savio

And where are the Robots?

Hmm, now that is a good question. Methinks robots are too powerful for Guild Wars.

Epinephrine · Nov 17, 2005, 03:43 PM // 15:43

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Originally Posted by FrogDevourer

Check out Quartet's original post and the pirate thread on our SoF website. And if you want more fakes, there is also Empedocles' Lumberjack. I trust the next one will be an evil clown as every Servant of Fortuna knows that evil clowns > pirates > ninjas.

Lol, I didn't even know it was quartet's work! I assumed he found it somewhere online, so I mirrored it over here as a joke! Wow, that's awesome

Props to the media master!

Nefertem · Nov 17, 2005, 06:23 PM // 18:23

I believe the abbreviation for an Assassin would be "A"

Savio · Nov 17, 2005, 06:30 PM // 18:30

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Originally Posted by Nefertem

I believe the abbreviation for an Assassin would be "A"

Which leads to the deadly combo of Mo/A.

Makkert · Nov 17, 2005, 06:37 PM // 18:37

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Originally Posted by Savio

Which leads to the deadly combo of Mo/A.

I do hope that Mo/A will be sidekicked by an A/Ra*.
And offcourse, both are useless without enough A/Mo in the team.

Thanks for turning that remark into a laugh.

* not sure if this translates well to English, so a link to an ara:
http://users.pandora.be/fishblood/ara/